Michael Legge's Blog

I haven't been blogging much recently and for very good reason. Not fuck not nothing has happened. I mean, I got a new vacuum cleaner bu...

So now I have a big foot. I mean that's what I really need; a big foot. What next? Fat hands? Massive ear? Huge penis? That would just b...

Sometimes I don't really like living in Lewisham. I'm very lucky in that I live two minutes from Ladywell train station and my stree...

There are a lot of things that can stop you being vegan. Even buying a pair of jeans isn't always a vegan thing. Jeans makers insist on ...

I went to see Inception and now I have an opinion of the whole of mankind. You either hate Inception or you're a fucking idiot. Obviousl...

I mean there are pricks are there are PRICKS. This guy I saw on a train in Vienna is not a prick. He is a PRICK. You may have detected a fai...

I've been away for a few days and, just before I went, I felt like I really needed it. Most of the comedians on Twitter had turned on po...