Michael Legge's Blog
Wednesday, 16 January 2019
Rise and Shite.
January is such a sad time of year. The grey skies, the cold weather and the look of grief on the faces of friends, family and acquaintanc...
Wednesday, 5 December 2018
Nil By Brain.
I have never been interested in sport. Never wanted to score a goal. Never wanted to come first in a race. Never wanted to win the Worl...
Monday, 23 July 2018
Cats and Dogshit.
When I turned 40, I decided that I didn’t want to be a smiley, cheery stand-up on stage anymore. I wanted to be miserable, because that’s w...
Tuesday, 1 May 2018
I’m a huge fan of the band Sparks. They had massive chart hits in the early 70’s with songs that were in no way obviously commercial. The ...
Monday, 16 April 2018
A Michael Legge Joint.
“If I speak what is false, I must answer for it”. Thomas Fuller said that. Seems obvious, I suppose. I think Thomas and I would have g...
Sunday, 15 April 2018
Try a Little Tinderness.
I love my noise-cancelling headphones. I wear them every time I go out and it means I don’t have to hear any sound made by any other human...
Wednesday, 7 February 2018
I was in a bad mood yesterday, but British Telecom really helped cheer me up. I’ve been in a bad mood for a while now (don’t know if yo...
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